Grumpy Cloud Plush
Emotional support, reluctant$24
EST. 2019 ★ PORTLAND, OR ★ FICTIONAL & PROUD
Seriously silly goods for your seriously boring desk. Plushies, mugs & stickers — everything has a face.
FRESH THIS WEEK
NEW DROPS
Eight new friends, zero practical value. Hand-drawn, made-up, and priced like we mean it.
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The Wobble Mug
Holds 11 oz of courage$18
Sprinkle Donut Keychain
100% calorie-free$9
Sticker Soup Vol. 3
24 stickers, zero broth$12
Noodle Cat Tote
Fits 1 (one) infinite cat$22
UFO Night Light
Abducts bad vibes only$38
Pin Pals (Set of 3)
Enamel. Inseparable.$15
Bouncy Frog
Boing. That's it. Boing.$14
WE MAKE STUFF
THAT MAKES YOU
SMILE.
PEEL & STICK
STICKER CLUB
Die-cut, weatherproof, and slightly too confident. Swipe through this month's five.
STAY SILLY
holographic · 7 cm
GOOD LUCK
matte vinyl · 8 cm
NO BAD DAYS
weatherproof · 7 cm
ZAP!
glow-in-dark · 6 cm
HAVE A DAY
matte vinyl · 7 cm
THE WHOLE STORY
BORN IN A GARAGE.
BORN IN A GARAGE.
RAISED BY DOODLES.
Wobble Mart started in 2019 when two friends in Portland couldn't find a mug that smiled back. So they drew one. Then a cloud. Then a frog on a spring — and now we mail silly goods to twelve countries.
Every product begins as a marker doodle, gets a face (non-negotiable), and ships with a free sticker. That's the entire business model.2
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WORD ON THE STREET
PEOPLE SAY NICE THINGS
Real quotes from imaginary customers. We love them anyway.
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Maya R.Brooklyn, NY
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Dev P.Austin, TX
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Lena K.Berlin, DE
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